Rush / The Bare Groom

Hectic. Did I mention the Boycruiser is in the hospital, again? So, after work (which is crazy busy), I’m rarely in a space for longer…

by j. brotherlove

Hectic.

Did I mention the Boycruiser is in the hospital, again? So, after work (which is crazy busy), I’m rarely in a space for longer than a few hours to collect my thoughts. A few hours at the DIC and then off to my Midtown Summer Home — or vice versa. Either way, it doesn’t allow for my brain to connect the dots. It’s been like that all week. A one-car relationship in Atlanta is unpretty.

So, Loverboy and I watched Newlyweds and ‘Til Death Do Us Part last night (give us a break; we also watched Tavis Smiley and Shelter Dogs). Those wacky celebrity couples and their wacky adventures prompted me to divulge to Loverboy my longtime desire to get married naked “because you’re at your most honest when you’re naked”. You can quote me on that.

The “marriage” part isn’t written in stone, though; not convinced it’s the best way to represent my union to another. Besides, I’ve been such a beeyotch lately, I don’t think too many folk will be beating down my door to take that walk. So, don’t hold your breath.

Oh — and there’ll be a ban on cameras at the naked nuptials. Y’know, for privacy and for the fact that I fucking hate hearing and seeing guests taking pictures during weddings when they should be quiet and paying attention to the ceremony.

But that’s just me.

Paying attention to the ceremony? Please, if you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all!

Now, about this naked thing…

…about this naked thing?

if you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all.

Invite me to the ceremony, please!

I think if it was a naked wedding the ceremony and vows would be the last thing I’d be paying attention to.

where is this naked wedding ceremony? *lol*

i know i have a sick mind, have a great weekend!

Well, if it’s a naked wedding ceremony, you can easily spot the best man!

LOL @ Bernie’s comment. And hmmm…if the wedding is a naked one, all the more reason to take photographs, right?

Right?

Okay, y’all are missing the point (no pun intended) of being naked. But fine, I’ll just get David LaChapelle to take the official pics of the ceremony. Ooh - and maybe Belasco can do the invite; or style the figurines on top of the cake.

Okay, this is getting out of hand…

Bernie, you’re a mess… i’d be intently focused on the ceremony!