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“I’m a needle in a haystack I’m a complex soul If you get with me baby I’mma do it all Ain’t got no famous friends…

by j. brotherlove

“I’m a needle in a haystack
I’m a complex soul
If you get with me baby
I’mma do it all
Ain’t got no famous friends to talk about
Just heart and soul
Instead… believe me baby
And let me roll”

So there! Rumors of my… oh you know the rest. As my piscean forecast boldly reveals, I’ve been experiencing “an internal metatmorphisis”. Coming to a reality near you.

If jokes about flatuence, abortion, glass eyes, rape, obesity, pencil dicks, and general drag bitchery blow your wig back, saunter on over to your local art house to catch Girls Will Be Girls starring Varla Jean Merman, my favorite full-figured shemale, and the omnipresesnt Coco Peru. It’s a gas, sweetie. Next up: Die! Mommy! Die!

Keeping on a gay thread, although America seems to have fallen for “Queer Eye For The Straight Guy”, I prefer to get my perverse thrills from watching HGTV and other design shows when they spotlight a home owned by a gay couple and try to gloss over the fact that these middle age women and men are a living together.

Received a much-needed compliment when I ran into my favorite polyamorous couple and their “roommate” at The Homo Depot. Amazing how a few kind words can uplift the ego.

Let’s see… there was another nugget I wanted to share. Oh well, I’ll blame my forgetfulness on the gray hair (!) I found in my beard this weekend. Let us just get through this short week with a minimal amount of carnage and mayhem, okay?

Oh, and watch out for dogpoet. He’s trimming down his link list (or attempting to) again. I intend to follow suit as soon as I give Blogrolling the ax.

I only use Blogroll for those individuals who dont have RSS feeds. Bloglines is the butta, baby.

Bloglines. Tried it. Hated it. Okay, hate is a probably too strong a word.

i have blogrolling and bloglines and have not yet used it on my layout maybe one day.

take care.

I just put my blogroll on a whole ‘nother page. Let them duke it out without being on the main face of the blog, you know?

But I do need to trim some of mine also. I was tryin’ to be all nice — you know, blog and blog alike. But if you ain’t updated in months, it’s time to go.

Cannot read weblogs from RSS feed. I need to see the weblog itself. I also have trimmed back my blogroll several times. Hiding stuff on my main weblog page saves me from [forgetting?] maintaining another page.