TNF DNA

Confessions of a ‘dirty old man’

by j. brotherlove

Kenny can lust over the Olympic Summer Games all he wants. I can totally relate to his unhealthy obsession over the US Water Polo Team. However, thebrotherlove prefers men’s track and field - namely sprinters and for at least three good reasons:

Yes, I have to admit that in addition to the sheer athleticism displayed in this sport, the abundance of succulent d!cks and azzes bouncing around on the track drives my libido bonkers. This Sunday, the Men’s 100m meet is no joke with Super “man” Maurice Greene, Asafa Powell (who hasn’t even finished developing!), and “Cheetah Man” Shawn Crawford all vying for the gold. Whoo baby!

I may as well buy my ‘dirty old man’ raincoat, right now.

LMAO, I thought I was the only one who was totally into the DNA of the track field its good to know I’m not alone

dang! i forgot all about the track team! and how could i? my god, what in the world is powell packing?

…an uncut, autoloading shotgun by the looks of it. And that’s a still photo, Kenny. You should see him in “action”. Thank goddess for TIVO.

Woooo! Let the games begin!

uncut! i didn’t even think about that. where’s this boy’s phone number? i have to give him a call…

OH. DAMN.

Now i gotta start pretndin’ to be a sports fan too. And why is it all the olympic track athletes i’ve met (and i met quite a few during the ‘96 games in Atlanta) are gay?

Malik, you know Philadelphia’s Black Pride grew out of the parties that take place during Penn Relays weekend. Coincidence? I think not.

Ya’ll so nasty.