The Gay Genie

A gay man was walking along the beach at Fire Island when he stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it,…

by j. brotherlove

A gay man was walking along the beach at Fire Island when he stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold, out popped a gay genie.

“Hey Gurl, wassup?” said the genie. The amazed man asked if he got three wishes.

“Nope, just one wish,” said the genie. “Due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages, my new pumps pinching my big toes, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So…what’ll it be? The complete set of Tyson Cane videos? A copy of the Marilyn Monroe ‘Happy Birthday Mr.President’ sequined dress in your size with matching spiked heels…?”

“I want peace in the Middle East,” said the man unhesitatingly. He pulled out a map and pointing to several countries, said “I want these countries to stop fighting with each other. Now and forever.”

“Miss Thaaaaaang,” the genie shrieked, “I don’t think so, not in this lifetime! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I’m good, but, Honey, not THAT good! I don’t think it can be done. So make another wish.” He snatched the map and threw it to the ground.

The man thought for a minute and said, “Well, I’ve never been able to find “Mr. Right.” You know, a man who’s considerate and fun, warm and affectionate, gorgeous, is well endowed, only wants sex from me, has a great job with a good income, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, and gets along with my family, and tells me I always look fabulous, and is great in bed. That’s what I wish for. The perfect guy to have as my lover.”

The Genie let out a long sigh, clutched his hand to his heart and said, “Oh Miss Thang…let me see that fucking map again.”

Oh my J. *lol* That’s was my first laugh of the day. Damn, I needed that. *chuckling*

After three days of depressive posts, I needed a lil sumthin. Thought you might, too.