Pronto Condoms Got You Covered

Applicator creates a one-step process

by j. brotherlove

Safe sex advocates hate to hear men complain about using condoms. But let’s face it, it’s not the most natural thing to stop the action, open a foil packet and put on a slippery piece of rolled up latex. I’ve used [a large amount of] condoms in my day. Invariably, in the heat of passion (and the dark), I put the damn thing on inside out. Picture this:

Huff puff, huff puff… Mmm, yeah I know you want… Hold on, lemme put on a… There we go — wait, that’s not right… Dammit… Ouch! Okay… Where were we? Oh yeah… Huff puff, huff puff…

Prime pointed me to the Pronto condoms which promise to eliminate this problem. How do they work?

All of this is made possible by a small plastic applicator, packed inside each foil pouch. When you slide the pack downwards, the applicator allows the condom to unroll by itself.

Sounds good. But you gotta see this thing in action to believe it (complete with high-tech sound effects).

Hilarious! I don’t know how effective they are at protecting against STDs. But I’d be willing to try them if only for recreational purposes (ahem). Too bad they’re only available in South Africa.

By the way, kudos to the Pronto copywriter who crafted “Let’s face it, using an ordinary condom is a real pain in the butt.” Hehe.