Customer Over-Serviced

Forty-two inches, wow

by j. brotherlove

My company has a renewed since of quality and customer focus. That’s a good thing. Of course it smacks more of padding the bottom line than of genuine care for our customers. Much like the lip service we pay to “diversity”.

I placed an order for pickup at Nancy’s earlier this week and after I gave the woman who answered their phone my mobile number, she asked “Is this Mr. Brotherlove?”.

*dead*

Of course, It could be worse.

THAT was funny! LOL, where did you find that? “Impotence and Eczema” LOL

Impotent and he still needs 48 condoms! I’m fond of the Employment History and Voting Record tabs, and above all, the Nancy Drew (Danger On Deception Island) book. Hehe.

It proves I have a gutter-brain because when I saw the sub-title of “forty-two inches, wow.”

Anyway…that little thing (the link) is kind of scary. Lord only knows what would pop up about me. So long, privacy.