Ain’t Yo Momma
Ain’t yo momma pretty? She got meatballs on her titties. She got bacon and eggs between her legs. Ain’t yo momma prettty?…by j. brotherlove
Ain’t yo momma pretty?
She got meatballs on her titties.
She got bacon and eggs between her legs.
Ain’t yo momma prettty?
As you can see, I am totally uninspired, today.
Yeah — I can tell.
Get inspired. I need you to create invitations.
your mama, your daddy,
your greasy granny,
got holes in her panties,
got a big behind like frankenstein,
goin beep beep beep down sesame street
OMG….We used to say this all the time in the ‘hood except we said “ham and eggs”! LOL! Having flashbacks. LOL! If I remember there was a second verse too.
thanx cuz I was tryin’ to remember the words to “ain’t yo mama pretty…” but i thought both were from the same song…
you forgot the part after her having scrambled eggs between her legs, that goes “I took her to a party she turned around and farted I asked her why she did turn sh@#$.
you forgot the part after her having scrambled eggs between her legs, that goes “I took her to a party she turned around and farted I asked her why she did turned around and shitted.
LOL wow.
The version I remember..
“Met a girl from Kansas City.
She’s got meatballs on her titties.
Ham and eggs between her legs.
Ooo she sure is pretty!