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4 Truths & 1 Lie

Now, this sounds like fun… [the lie is now revealed in the comments] While submitting to a manual search at the airport, the wand sounded…

by j. brotherlove

Now, this sounds like fun…

[the lie is now revealed in the comments]
  1. While submitting to a manual search at the airport, the wand sounded when it detected I was wearing a cockring.
  2. I had a threeway with an early morning news anchor three hours before he went on the air.
  3. I have never been arrested and never received a speeding ticket.
  4. I once met Terry McMillan, my favorite author, and we shared a joint.
  5. I started a fight outside a tavern when a patron made an inappropriate remark to my girlfriend.

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1. wood

I remember that cockring incident, if I only had
video camera at the time, the moment was priceless.

Ssshhh! You’re not supposed to reveal which ones are true or false (although, I may have posted about that).

3. wood

You have made refrence to it in the past, but I won’t say what month, It will take a loyal reader to remember that post.

I’m going to say #5 is true just because I don’t think I know any gay men that haven’t had a girlfriend at least once.

i’m going to say #3 is true, because it sounds like a lie. something that can’t possibly be true, one we’d fall for, the trap. therefore it is true.

wow, i use twisted logic.

i say #3 is the lie.

at least your cockring didn’t come off an bounce noisily down commercial street, right in the middle of provincetown (this happened to my friend joel — i prefer leather).

I’m thinking number 4 is false. I think the first part is true, that you met her but the second part seems a little sketchy.

I will say #2 is true. An encounter at 2 or 3 am would not be out of the question. Though, admittedly, I do not know the ‘local’ on-air personalities.

#3 would be s**t luck, especially in today’s environment. It’s gotta be bull-funky.

I’ll offer one hint: The statements are either all true or all false no combos - that would be cheating, wouldn’t it?

Hmmmm … I’m debating between #3 & #4 … [Didn’t Terry battle cocaine and alchol abuse?] Alright - I’m going to go with # 3.

I would bet my boyfriend that they are ALL true…..

Silently lmbao recalling one of these that I witnessed….

I remember vividly which ones are true, and know which one is not true, but I don’t know if I should say…

I’m going with #2 against my better judgment.

Uh oh, so I should take back my bet… or .. um… hummmmmm…

OK OK!!! Numba 5

…or maybe…

16. monique

i don’t believe number 5

New here. Gonna pick #3. Sounds too easy.

18. livingnappy

I don’t really give a shit which one is a lie, I want your life. But I’m gonna need to eat my Wheaties first.

My guess is #4 … you met her, but either she’s not your favorite author or you didn’t share a joint with her.

Y’all tricky! *LOL!*

…okay, my guess is #3. (You’d think that knowing you half my life I would be pretty certain….but noooooo…..)

See! I told you this would be fun. I’m giving everyone who ventured a guess or comment a big-ass group hug. Just reading the guesses has been side-splitting. It’s eye-opening to read what you think I haven’t done. It also goes to show that no matter how much I reveal about myself on this site, there is so much more you will never know about me. And that’s cool. Originally, I hadn’t planned on revealing which statement is the lie, but what the hell…

  1. Cockring. By now, everyone knows this really happened. Next.
  2. Threeway. If you’ve read this site for any length of time you shouldn’t be surprised this happened. An unplanned tryst with a (then) Chicago morning anchor who made the worst sex faces I’ve ever seen. I couldn’t bear to watch his broadcast after that.
  3. I have never been arrested and never received a speeding ticket. Please, believe it.
  4. Terry McMillan. I thought this would be easy because I’m pretty vocal about the fact that I don’t like Terry McMillan’s work and I don’t smoke weed. Much. At all. Really. There was that brownie incident, last year, though.
  5. Tavern. ‘Tis true. I am very protective of my boy/girl/friends and I was about to bust this fool in the eye. Lucky for him (and me) that the police broke it up.

Damn … I was way off! I should’ve been able to answer the question — I did read through your archives … Hmmm, You got me. I didn’t see you say anything negative about Terry McMillan and now that I think about you — You didn’t mention anything about weed either. I’ll admit your 4 Truths and 1 Lie got me … Good One.

ugh…I should have known, based on my own, that giving a detailed account of an interaction with a celebrity was a telltale sign of possible fibbery. I was hoodwinked!

“Whatava… you ain’t tough hoe…” out of control youth on South Park.

I guess I should have been hip to #5. If you are even partially as protective of your boy/girl friends as you are your camera, then I should know you would be down for the rumble (recalling Laddie incident during halloween @ Schleprock’s) LOL

My, my J. 24 comments. Swanky. Now we have all these additional tidbits about you. Good. I was tempted to do my own 4 truths and a lie, but alas, I have not the courage. (Besides, nobody needs to know what I really did in that music store that one time…)

Yay. I was right….sort of.

i’m commenting WAY late, but even before “the reveal,” i had my suspicions about #4. you just don’t seem like…ummmm (deciding not to be too mean about an author who is probably SOMEone’s favorite…)…the terry mcmillan-lovin’ type. *grin*

Hey J. You didn’t comment on Frank’s recant of his friend’s cock ring falling to ground and rolling away down the street……….

Oh shuddiup, Prime!

*recalling a similar incident in which my cockring ended up on a crowded dancefloor after a particular rigorous dance session*

“The statements are either all true or all false”

Aw, tits. I hate when that happens. That’s what happens when one does no research. :(