4 Truths & 1 Lie
Now, this sounds like fun… [the lie is now revealed in the comments] While submitting to a manual search at the airport, the wand sounded…by j. brotherlove
Now, this sounds like fun…
- While submitting to a manual search at the airport, the wand sounded when it detected I was wearing a cockring.
- I had a threeway with an early morning news anchor three hours before he went on the air.
- I have never been arrested and never received a speeding ticket.
- I once met Terry McMillan, my favorite author, and we shared a joint.
- I started a fight outside a tavern when a patron made an inappropriate remark to my girlfriend.

I remember that cockring incident, if I only had
video camera at the time, the moment was priceless.
Ssshhh! You’re not supposed to reveal which ones are true or false (although, I may have posted about that).
You have made refrence to it in the past, but I won’t say what month, It will take a loyal reader to remember that post.
I’m going to say #5 is true just because I don’t think I know any gay men that haven’t had a girlfriend at least once.
i’m going to say #3 is true, because it sounds like a lie. something that can’t possibly be true, one we’d fall for, the trap. therefore it is true.
wow, i use twisted logic.
i say #3 is the lie.
at least your cockring didn’t come off an bounce noisily down commercial street, right in the middle of provincetown (this happened to my friend joel — i prefer leather).
I’m thinking number 4 is false. I think the first part is true, that you met her but the second part seems a little sketchy.
I will say #2 is true. An encounter at 2 or 3 am would not be out of the question. Though, admittedly, I do not know the ‘local’ on-air personalities.
#3 would be s**t luck, especially in today’s environment. It’s gotta be bull-funky.
I’ll offer one hint: The statements are either all true or all false no combos - that would be cheating, wouldn’t it?
Hmmmm … I’m debating between #3 & #4 … [Didn’t Terry battle cocaine and alchol abuse?] Alright - I’m going to go with # 3.
I would bet my boyfriend that they are ALL true…..
Silently lmbao recalling one of these that I witnessed….
I remember vividly which ones are true, and know which one is not true, but I don’t know if I should say…
I’m going with #2 against my better judgment.
Uh oh, so I should take back my bet… or .. um… hummmmmm…
OK OK!!! Numba 5
…or maybe…
i don’t believe number 5
New here. Gonna pick #3. Sounds too easy.
I don’t really give a shit which one is a lie, I want your life. But I’m gonna need to eat my Wheaties first.
My guess is #4 … you met her, but either she’s not your favorite author or you didn’t share a joint with her.
Y’all tricky! *LOL!*
…okay, my guess is #3. (You’d think that knowing you half my life I would be pretty certain….but noooooo…..)
See! I told you this would be fun. I’m giving everyone who ventured a guess or comment a big-ass group hug. Just reading the guesses has been side-splitting. It’s eye-opening to read what you think I haven’t done. It also goes to show that no matter how much I reveal about myself on this site, there is so much more you will never know about me. And that’s cool. Originally, I hadn’t planned on revealing which statement is the lie, but what the hell…
- Cockring. By now, everyone knows this really happened. Next.
- Threeway. If you’ve read this site for any length of time you shouldn’t be surprised this happened. An unplanned tryst with a (then) Chicago morning anchor who made the worst sex faces I’ve ever seen. I couldn’t bear to watch his broadcast after that.
- I have never been arrested and never received a speeding ticket. Please, believe it.
- Terry McMillan. I thought this would be easy because I’m pretty vocal about the fact that I don’t like Terry McMillan’s work and I don’t smoke weed. Much. At all. Really. There was that brownie incident, last year, though.
- Tavern. ‘Tis true. I am very protective of my boy/girl/friends and I was about to bust this fool in the eye. Lucky for him (and me) that the police broke it up.
Damn … I was way off! I should’ve been able to answer the question — I did read through your archives … Hmmm, You got me. I didn’t see you say anything negative about Terry McMillan and now that I think about you — You didn’t mention anything about weed either. I’ll admit your 4 Truths and 1 Lie got me … Good One.
ugh…I should have known, based on my own, that giving a detailed account of an interaction with a celebrity was a telltale sign of possible fibbery. I was hoodwinked!
“Whatava… you ain’t tough hoe…” out of control youth on South Park.
I guess I should have been hip to #5. If you are even partially as protective of your boy/girl friends as you are your camera, then I should know you would be down for the rumble (recalling Laddie incident during halloween @ Schleprock’s) LOL
My, my J. 24 comments. Swanky. Now we have all these additional tidbits about you. Good. I was tempted to do my own 4 truths and a lie, but alas, I have not the courage. (Besides, nobody needs to know what I really did in that music store that one time…)
Yay. I was right….sort of.
i’m commenting WAY late, but even before “the reveal,” i had my suspicions about #4. you just don’t seem like…ummmm (deciding not to be too mean about an author who is probably SOMEone’s favorite…)…the terry mcmillan-lovin’ type. *grin*
Hey J. You didn’t comment on Frank’s recant of his friend’s cock ring falling to ground and rolling away down the street……….
Oh shuddiup, Prime!
*recalling a similar incident in which my cockring ended up on a crowded dancefloor after a particular rigorous dance session*
“The statements are either all true or all false”
Aw, tits. I hate when that happens. That’s what happens when one does no research. :(